speedlimit15:

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

I’m just trying to pet this kitten and steve just comes in and lays down next to me and starts jerking off like what am i supposed to do with this there’s a kitten on my chest.

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neonates:

My husband is fuckin ignoring me even tho im trying to talk to him from the bathroom :(

I’m nowhere near a computer i’m wa t ching tv 

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don’t know if I’m going to be going back to work next year

Oh christ, the eighties.

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How is my tag broken three times.

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tags: #acrimonius
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AIDS is depressing why the fuck am I watching this.